Pablo’s Two Peso’s

This page is my forum to dazzle you with useless factoids, and also to rant like a 5yr old on things poker related and otherwise. As the widely accepted  “Guru of Worthless Trivia”, I will astound you with things you both don’t AND don’t want to know. 

This months useless factoid:  In honor of Opening Day, how many of you PATHETIC Dodger fans knew that Sandy Kotex, I mean Koufax went to the University of Cincinnati on a basketball scholarship? 

This month’s useless trivia: This should be EASY. Name the philosophy that describes the pursuit of pleasure…….. (answer at the bottom) NO CHEATING BY LOOKING IT UP!!!!!!

This months Rant: I propose that to help solve BOTH the Border and Prison overcrowding problems, we put the prisoners to work building a wall running from San Diego to Texas. At the walls completion, any prisoner with more than a 2yr sentence shall be moved to an enclosed platform placed every 1/2-mile along the wall. They will be required to spend half of their sentence working “The Wall”.  They will have a spotters telescope used to locate persons attempting to cross the border illegally. They will radio in their find, and upon capture will have their wall time reduced by one day. First to radio in gets the claim. This would help reduce the prisons current situation, it will also help reduce violence and prison gang activity. If someone is found fighting or is a known leader of any rank within a prison gang, send ‘em to the wall. This will isolate the gang leaders and put the more violent criminals in isolation along the wall. There are a lot of tweaks to be made to this, but it would be a great start to get some return for the money we spend keeping the useless pieces of crap that are in prison right where they belong. At least until we can start  “Pay-Per-View Executions” !!!!!

Trivia answer: Hedonism

Th-th-th-That’s all folks!!  C-ya next month

El Guapo